OK, so here it is, my list of Thanks..
1. Thank you turkey raisers for raising a 30lb turkey so I don't have to cook 2.
2. Thank you stupid fucking job for giving me a 15 dollar gift certificate so I can buy half a turkey. Cheap mother fuckers...
3.Thank you kids for making my house extra dirty on the night before a million people are due to come over.
4.Thank you oil man for filling up my oil 2 days before Thanksgiving and charging me 700.00 in oil, a couple of days before turkey day, this way I can be very generous to my visitors.
5, Thank you to all of my lazy guests that insist on coming to my house and eating my shit...
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