Welcome to day 3 of Mom's that I can't stand. Todays Mom is the infamous, Ghetto Fabulous Mom.
Now, the Ghetto Fabulous Mom is usually the broke Mom. This Mom's soul purpose is to pimp out her kid/s. She spends a fortune on kids clothing and accessories. Brand name everything, all the way down to the baby's ass. These babies usually adorn massive amounts of gold, including grills in their mouths or a bling bling binky. I have even seen bling bling baba's. Most often this baby's attire costs more than my entire wardrobe. This baby will even pimp a very costly carriage.
My take on the Ghetto Fabulous Mom:
This Mom has something to prove. Most often it's an expression of "I'm wealthy". Now, if you have ever befriended a Ghetto Fabulous Mom, than you know damned well, this Mom ain't got shit. You go to this Mom's house often expecting it to be a "house". When it's just a simple broke down 20 family unit on the North End. She has no food in her cabinets and a lawn chair for a couch. There's rent a center stickers all over the little furniture that she does have. She will very often make a sorry excuse as to why she is living the way that she does. "oh, they boosted the rent". "Oh, my roommate moved out". With all of these reasons all you want to do is yell " Well, if you weren't paying a f*cking fortune on kid shit, you'd have shit. Ghetto Fabulous Mom's are cool to have as friends, just play broke when she asks for money.
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