6/14/08 The princess Mom

Today's special Mom of the day is the "Princess Mom".

The Princess Mom, is the very petty Mom. This is the Mom that will take her kids out to a park, to not play. She will not allow her kids to get dirty or to socialize with other children that are not clean. She's another one of those Mom's that puts her kids on a pedestal but has no problem pointing out her kids flaws. She believes that her kids are better than yours but that's because she "protects" them so well. She will make up excuses or invalid reasons as to why her kids aren't perfect. "You know, they did almost diagnose her with ADHD" ( as her child is swinging on the swing like any other normal kid in the world). She will talk to anyone, and always about herself. She will try to play the "lets compare game", but any semi wise person in the world would have caught on to what she's trying to do.

My take on the Princess Mom:

She's a self centered ass that get's none. She is very self conscience of what others think of her and often demands validation by trying to prove herself to complete strangers. Most often she won't shut the f*ck up, and annoys a majority of people. She is stuck in such a bubble in her own world that she can't function under stress. I.E. a dirty floor, dirt on a kid's hand, a messy face. This woman will have no problems pointing out your child's needs too. "He really needs his shoes washed". This is the type of Mom that you WANT to get drunk, just to chill her the f*ck out. This woman's stress has a tendency to spill on to others. If you are friends with the Princess Mom, well, my best suggestion is to hang out very seldom and never take her to your house. EVER. If you do decide to hang out, go to a bar first, this way you're a little tipsy and can tolerate her better.