What is it with some people ? Why do they think that we ( the vast majority of the population )
have this urgent need to smell their putridness ?
I was at a store the other day picking out a toy with my son, for it was his birthday. Standing all by her lonesome was a woman whom appeared clean. As soon as you set foot in her 20 foot radius, you were hit by this rancid smell. A wonderful combination of B.O. and ass grease. These two combinations of smells made your eyes water and gave you the urge to runaway as fast as you can.
But I was determined. I was going to get my baby that toy he wanted, even if it meant that I was no longer going to have a septum.
After holding my breath and getting what I had to get, I ran out of that aisle to cash out. The whole mean while wondering how she didn't smell her self.
If you smell like B.O. and ass grease and the rest of the world doesn't, do you not smell your self ? But you know what struck me the most ? The fact that she had a child with her. That's right folks.....Somebody had sex with it and now it spawned.
Was the guy that pooned her that desperate for a piece of ass that he didn't care about his nasal cavity an longer ? Did the baby that made its way into the world via her vaginal canal have its eyes burned out ? Poor baby ....
I dunno..doesn't everyone ask these questions when they come in contact with an ass grease B.O. lady?
respect urban solitude
16 hours ago
7 comments:
She must have a faulty sense of smell that she passed on to her child. Poor kid. It surprises me that people can't seem to realize their own odor.
I know when I've had too much garlic....EEEEWWWWWW! And the people that eat too much curry and saffron.....
Sorry, feeling ill now. Must be excused.
Pooned! LMAO!!!
LMAO!! Ass grease..LOL..you kill me.
It reminds of those idiots who are close talkers. You know, right after they ate a shit sandwich for lunch.
Dirty poons are why they put that crap in a newborn's eyes.
I was sorta thinking these same thoughts last night at work in our break room. Have no idea who it was that smelled so badly but come on people...water in NYC is FREE with your rent. Take a shower, PLEASE.
Heh! I had the scary thought that he must smell even WORSE! Be glad she didn't send him to the store. Be very glad.
Ame in TN
'Pooned' is the best word I've heard all day.
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