As most of you know, I can't stand Oprah. I've got this thing against how much attention is given to a talk show host.
Lately, all that has been on my television is how she can't stop shoveling food in her fat hole and how much weight she has gained, again.
What I don't get is how her 400lb fat fluctuation gains any sort of presidence over normal media. Or how about this chic's sex life ? For the longest time all I ever heard was how she was gay and wasn't getting laid.
So on that note and the fact that today is the prejudiced bitches birthday. I am going to present her with the " Oprah va-jay-jay birthday " gift.
I look at it as free advertisement for her. She's skinny and her va-jay-jay is so fresh and so clean.
Surely someone will want to poon it now ?
See, all problems solved ..
12 comments:
Damn it Dani, it's bad enough to get the mental picture, but you have to go and post it!!!!!!!!!! I am suing your ass for making me blind AND for ruining my shirt and shoes when I puked on them.
Dani that was great.. but the pic just made me throw up
Reaching for the Alka-Seltzer now.
;-)
dani... I am soooo disappointed in you right now over that picture. Really? You really went there? Of all the pics in the world, you went with he skinny Oprah? I just don't know about you sometimes...
LOL! I loved the picture!!
Couldn't you have, like, given her a car or sumpin'?
Happy Oprah's va jay jay's birthday to you, too.
Why don't you tell us what you REALLY think? Come on ...I know you are hiding your thoughts.....
What her ringpiece doesn't get any credit? Heck it drops poo like ALL day long! Surely it should receive a brownie point or two?
Hilarious post. ;)
Oh My God! I can't believe you said all of that out loud!
so from the pic it looks like all her orifices are large and obnoxious! ;)
I love your honesty!
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