I know that I have done a similar post in the past, but I realy have some gripes. All right, I have a lot of gripes, so I think for the next week or so, I'm going to specifically list, MY LIST. My list of Mom's that I can't stand.
DAY1, "The God complex Mom".
These are the types of Mom's that believe that their child/children are the best. There is no child in the world that's as good, as cute, and well behaved as this Mom's kids. For every Mom in the world wishes her kids were like this Mom's. This child can do no wrong ever. When your in any social situation with this type of Mom. Beware. For if you talk about your child or anyone's kids for that matter. Her kid will always be better. " Ya, well, Johnny wasn't just in the newspaper for getting an A+++++++++++++++++++ in Physics at the ripe ol age of 5, but he was also on CNN and MSN".
My take on the "God complex Mom". This is one of your scariest versions of the Mom. This is the same Mom that will put a hit out on your kid because he has blue eyes and Johnny doesn't. This Mom is sitting in her basement right now, contemplating how to make home made bombs so she can blow up her best friend Jane's house, because Jane said that her kid ate all of his carrots today. This mom continuously needs verification of her Mom skills, and she does that by insulting others and making her kids far more superior. This type of Mom should have had her ovaries removed a long time ago. This Mom's kids turn into deranged sociopaths, due to the lack of social skills that they were so inhumanly deprived of. This type of Mom's kids will kill her in her sleep. If you know this kind of Mom, my best suggestion is to un-know her. She undoubtfully has a master plan to kill you and has most likely bought the products to do so. Good luck
3 comments:
Your blog is shit hot lady. It rings true
Wow, so true though!! This is the crazy mom, but it is also the mom that is drinking bottles of wine in her basement, because the bitch has no friends, 'cause nobody can stand her.
PS Her husband is having an affair too!!
Lynn
At first I thought this was going to go a different way. I agree these types of moms (& dads) are scary. I thought this was going to be the I love Jesus and religion, religion, holier than thou, I'll rip your f-ing head off if you do something I don't like kind of mom. I have issues with them, thus I steer clear.
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