6/12/08 The MILF mom

Sorry for the delay today, for my internet wasn't working.

Ok, today's Mom is the "I'm really not a Mom, Mom. also known as the MILF.

Now, this Mom is one of those 98lb, very skinny very plastic looking women. She appears as if she had never given birth at all mind you act like she has. She will not engage in any sort of conversation about children or babies. For she acts like she has none. This Mom's entire goal in life is to get laid, and very actively pursues it. She very often dumps her kids on other people, family/friends. Her kids most often think Grandma really is Mom. She will buy unneeded items for herself but yet her kids look like sh*t and the only food that's in her house is spagettio's and macaroni and cheese. Any thing in a can. If you CAN engage this Mom in a conversation about her kids, she very often appears as if she's got her shit together and will talk highly about her kids, but usually after a couple of minutes, you can soon realize that she's nothing but a whore. She is very dramatic and any issue regarding relationships and sex , takes priority, at anytime.

My take on the "I'm really not a Mom, Mom: or MILF

This woman is very insecure and selfish. Her main goal in life is to get laid and will take everyone else down with her. Most often she is described as a tornado. She is devious, an opportunist and a backstabber. Thank God for this Mom's Mom, for her kids would have been taken away a long time ago. If you are friends with this type of Mom, my best advice is keep your husbands and boyfriends away. If she feels like you have a good thing going, she will try to steal him. Keep your kids away, for your kids don't need to see hookers in your home. Only go out with her if your bombed or desperate and really need to get laid.