Poop Brush Anyone ? 1/23/09



Did you know that when you flush the toilet, the toilet water's contents have the availability to splash up to a 20 foot radius ? Can you imagine all of the wonderful contents that that toilet water has ? Shit, urine and of course all of their bacteria and viruses included. So with knowing that.......

Why the fuck would you put your tooth brush on the back of a toilet ? Come on now, is that not pure common sense ?

It literally skeeves the shit out of me whenever I'm over someone elses house and see their $200.00 electric toothbrush sitting on the back of their toilet. Soon to be brewing in my urine and God only knows what else.

How many other people's fecal matter and urine have you consumed today ?

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19 comments:

dizzblnd said...

I knew those facts and I STILL threw up a little bit in my mouth. I have "germ killing" covers to put on our toothbrushes.

ettarose said...

Thank god my toothbrushes are in another room all together. Blech!

unfortunate names said...

i just keep mine in the toilet. i love that toothpaste picture btw!

Thinkinfyou said...

My toothbrushes are nowhere near the toilet for that very reason! I already have enough of a dirty mouth anyways....I need no help!!

Chat Blanc said...

Eeeewwwwwww! :P That's some scary shit! ;)

Quirkyloon said...

But doesn't it help build up your immune system?

Just sayin'!

John Sullivan said...

Hey Dani
Straight up the design is HOT
and it looks awesome. Wow your really using your blog as a theraPISSED they can't put you in prison for talking at least not YET
glad I stopped by made my morning
Have a great weekend what's left of it
Stumbled

RaBT said...

That's why I think outhouses need to come back into fashion... ;)

LL said...

I just shortcut things and piss directly onto their toothbrush. My way of saving time and conserving energy.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

This post rocked. I am a fan about toothbrushes and feces, urine and you didn't even mention semen which i'm sure a black light test will pick up and show that someone's seeds are everywhere. love that pic of the toothpaste guy 'squeezing' one out. you better get tested peoples, the inside of your mouth might be pregnant.

dani c said...

Awww shit...

dana wyzard said...

Is THAT the funny taste in my mouth? I was wondering why some days I have a mexican flavor and some days it's indian (dot not feather), etc. Then I realized that Chico and Habib had been over to visit.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Tattoo Jim said...

Hello Dani C. I just bumped into your blog and started laughing my retired old ass off! This is some funny stuff here! As for my toothbrush, it's in the bathroom but it's also in a UV toothbrush unit. That's supposed to kill all the little fuckers that are floating around my shitter. At 58 that stuff hasn't killed me yet but with age comes wisdom... and eventually death. Shit, that's how it works...

dani c said...

Welcome Jim..... :)

Dorothy said...

OMG what an awful thought and I'm glad I never left my toothbrush on the back of the toilet .. oh shit...

Dorothy fromn grammology
grammology.com

Angi said...

Oh holy crap that's gross...(no pun intended)

Time to move the toothbrushes...screw that, I'm buying new ones.

just a girl... said...

that cracks me up at first i thought wtf, why would somebody do that. Then i started thinking about a few people I know that do that.

sick shit.

Lauren said...

I've never been to anyone's home where they put the toothbrush on the back of their toile. EEWWWW!

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