So it has been 15 years, 7 months, 3 weeks, and 5 days since I first started entering The Crotchety Old Man's Caption contests.
Taking me hours each Wednesday to think of the bestest caption EVER.
Only to be denied the infamous, phallic award each and every time. Granted, there were waaay funnier captions than mine, but that's between you and me.
So, because of my extreme jealousy, I decided to hold the award for ransom.
A RANSOM I SAY !!!!!
So what do I want, you ask ?
The fucking zucchini award, C'mon now. It doesn't take a genius to figure that one out...
I'm keeping the old man's zucchini award until one of his "winners" volunteers to give up one of theirs.
My time frame is 24 hours.
After 24 hours and I don't receive a volunteered award...this is going to happen..
13 comments:
OH NO!!! Fried zucchini!!!
I'm with you.. I like fried zucchini with butter an garlic... YUM MY
By this time, the zucchini is not fresh. Put it in the COMPOST pile!
Yumm fried zucchini! I would offer you mine, but I worked hard for it too, that and it's the only "leg up" I have on ChelleB! LOL
Ha. I've got two, but I don't share my veggie awards. Never can tell when I may need to eat one.
Can you do it as a nice parmesan? :)
heard over a bullhorn outside Dani's home, which is by now surrounded by law enforcement..
don't do it, don't harm the zucchini. at least let the peas and carrots leave the house safely, they haven't done anything to harm you.
LMBO!
Do you need a knife? I'm always willing to help a criminal in need. Just let me know. I have a very nice selection that you can choose from. Super sharp which will ensure super pain for the zuchini.
(Did you hear that DOM?)
heh heh
Make sweet, sweet love to that zucchini.(just be sure to wash it REAL good if you decide to eat it.)
Well we can tell you have a lot of kids! LMAO...as you stole the award and won't give it back. That's not playing nicely now. Tsk tsk...and I was about to give you my award so that Joe could have his back. ;p
I like Don have already got a couple... This means from a completely selfish point of view, that you can whack all the rest of them and eliminate the competition.
GREAT!! Love this idea. I also love it fried.
Mwahahahahahahahaaaa funny as, hmmm if needed you can send it down south (no not california but Adelade) I will place it in the Tacc...though its opened daily in the morning so that may not fully work...hmmm i wonder...
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