I have had an on going problem at my house. I've tried to be lenient with it, but after this most recent conversation that I had..well...I had to do something about it.
A CONVERSATION WITH A 13 YEAR OLD VIA MY PHONE :
Me: Hello ?
Punk ass 13 year old: Yo Yoo yoooooo!!
Me: Hello ?
Punk: Yo, what's up my n-word ( ok guys..this is the only word that I won't use on my blog).
Me: Do you know who this is ?
Punk: Ya, Alex's Mom..
Me: Do you greet everyone this way ?
Punk: Hell ya biiotch
Me: Listen you punk ass biootch, you call my house or my son again, so help me God I will show up to your house and show your biotch of a mom and you what a real BITCH is... You understand you fucking incompetent retard ?
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If this is what our future holds...we're fucked..
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28 comments:
Yo, yo, yo, that was funny shit.
"We're fu**ed." H**l no; they've caught on to exactly what you've been teaching them.
YO YO YO!!! whaddup. thats f%^$#%ing Jacked!!! I know. but real shit funny. LOL!!!
It is not funny! I think it is real Gott damned sad that little punk mother fuckers talk like adults. Bullshit!
Crap.. I won't understand a single thing that is said when these punk asses start blogging... I better stock pile on reading..
Yo Bitch,
You are just fucking awesome - QUALITY xxx
I swear, I just don't understand how we could have let our kids become this way. Remember, back in the day..you couldn't get away with shit! Your parents knew what you did before you got home. We need to get our country back
That conversation was just UNACCEPTABLE. Good for you for speaking his "language" and telling him off
Yes my biotch, what's wrong wid dat? You're just jealous because you don't speak Jive... ;P
"this is the only word I won't use on my blog". I knew there had to be a limit somewhere! ;)
You need to tell Seraphine the commenter on my blog - who somehow thinks kids are smarter than adults - how it is.
Please?
Good response, only next time you might want to throw in the words numchucks and shank.
I hope that pic of the baseball bat is an actual photo of the bat used in his murder. That'll teach the little prick!
Don't you wish that they made a device that could squirt soap through the receiver of the phone? Sounds like that little asshole could use to have his mouth washed out with soap!
Yo yo? Isn't that a toy? You know the round disc with a string?
No?
Never mind!
(I am so glad he talked to you Dani...GF handled it bee-you-ti-fully! Just like I knew you would!)
Yo yo ma, we sure are f.u.c.k.e.d. Yo.
Wow! Was he really speaking English?
Sheesh!
~sigh~ And it gets worse!
Fortunately, beatings have been proven to be effective.
Stupid kids these days don't even know how to rebel properly.
biotch went out like mirrors on sneakers and cherry bombs. those janky punks need to upgrade-upgrade their slang.
I used to talk like that too..lmao All you need to do is school them, and you achieved that. :D
N-word? You got mad because he called you a nurse?
They hung up on you because you intimidated them with your complete sentence structure and accurate spelling - they did not know how to handle it..
word up dawg....
Now you have me singing "Totally F'ed" from Sring Awakening.
Yo, yo, Yo-Yo Ma.
Is Dave making fun ?
Good for fucking you! And, if he does call back, pick me up on the way, I gotta see this first hand.
Are you ready to rrrr-rrrr-ummm-ble?
We have let our society become so scumbagish it's not even funny. BTW I'm checking on why your blog isn't showing up on my sidebar all of a sudden. I've been with a fever all day sweating like a gross pig so give me some time please.
What did your boy have to say about it? More to the point, what did you say to your boy about his choice of friends?
Whatever happened to kids like that little suck-up neighbor boy (whose name eludes me) that used to constantly try to get on the good side of June Cleaver?
I can only imagine what this kid's mom is like.
Did you shove that bat up his ass?? Again - I LOVE your blog and will never piss you off. :D
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