Blast from the past !!!
Ok, well as you all most know, I work 11pm-7am. I thankfully had the night off last night.
On my nights off, I like to take advantage by sleeping my heart's galore, with the exception of my husbands farting..
Well, I was awaken to the noise of my dogs "doing it".
Yes, of all the things that I could have waken up for. I had to wake up to that.
Here they are in the middle of my bedroom, humping and making some crazy ass animal noises..What's even worse, was that I was soo jealous.
They looked like they were having more fun that what I've had in months.
Anyway, needless to say, I got them the fuck out of my room...
15 comments:
Wow...that video is awesome. Mr.Man throws up on me sometimes when we're doing it doggy style, but only after eating at Red Lobster.
Oh shit! I did NOT want to see that after spending the entire day yesterday with food poisoning...
Hey, it's natural but who the hell want to wake up for that? I work third also and it is a killer. Oh and I have something for you at my blog. No strings attached!
You know... I've heard of a lot of things interrupting the act, but I can honestly say I've never heard of doing it until you hurl...
Yeah well...dogs fart too you know. Maybe your husband will come around soon sans puke!
Wait a second...i thought you complained about the sex life you did have...now you're complaining about the sex life you DON'T have? "Jealously look what it's doin' to me" LOL
Yikes! I just had a banana....wish I hadn't.
Good Luck!
You need to get out and find some action!
You should have rolled over and said to your husband "give you any ideas?"
Maybe you can get people to come watch this for a fee. And then you can rake it in but your inner person may slowly die inside for exploiting such moral travesties but..$$cha-ching bada bing$$
I came to your blog here from Etta's. I do love when people post links for "must reads" or whatever :)
Anywho's-it, I've been perusing your blog here, and absolutely love your style, it's hilarious!
Thanks for the laughs!
How sad. Now I'm jealous of your dogs, too.
That vid reminds me of a time as a teenager when I was taking part in an all-night monster session with this girl. For some reason (hindsight is a great thing) we were both really into sniffing poppers - no, they're not only used by gays - anyway, I kind of overdid it and in the middle of the act quickly pulled out of the girl and proceeded to run to the toilet as the sudden urge to puke just hit me without warning. I didn't make it and left a trail recycled dinner on the floor leading from the bed all the way to the bathroom. It was like an animated version of Hansel and Gretel, leaving a path of breadcrumbs to help me find my way home again.
My wieners are constantly humping each other...but in the reverse cowgirl way. :)
Hallie
Is that how dogs stay so fit? They sex binge than barf?
I need to start sex-binging!
Oh honey...come here please!
LOL
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