Hope everyone's hangovers aren't so bad ...
We all know that I'm infamous for using the word fuck in every possible form imaginable.
So today it's your turn.
My goal is to get more then 25 comments with the word fuck in it.. ( I have such high standards huh ?)
Have fun and vent some !!!
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16 hours ago
35 comments:
This is too fucking easy. I had a date set up tonight that I had to cancel because of a good client who pays well. Now I love working with and for her but I got fucked for sure. And not the fucked I was intending for tonight. How's that Dani!?
FUCK! I don't have any comment about this...You have every right to fucking vent.
Surely you can't expect it to be that easy, can you?
I believe this is going to backfire with those whom participate, poor innocent souls. Err wait. FUCK 'EM! lol
Oh Dani, You want a fucking comment, all you gotta do is fucking ask. My night last night fucking sucked. I spent 10 minutes reviewing diva's home work, meanwhile flowergirl sneaks outside and playes in the fucking mud, 5 fucking minutes is all she needs. I look out and she is head to toe covered in fucking mud. so had to drag her ass to the fucking tub and get her clean, yell at diva for not doing her fucking homework. thank goodness the gummybear slept. then a few hours later right as I'm falling the fuck asleep. flowergirl crawls out of bed and just started to descend the stairs and fucking vomited all down the stairs. she repeated this with every step, so now i have puke all down the fucking stairs, fucking hallway, leading to the fucking bathroom, to clean all this fucking shit up.
oh what a fucking fantastic night i had.
are you kidding me? some individuals in the blogging world would not lower themselves to such standards. peppering MY OWN FUCKING posts with the word fuck is okay, but you... expecting me to shell out that foul fucking language?! isn't that asking a bit much?
fuck you, i wont lower myself to your standards
Do you have to blog so fucking loud? My head is killing me this morning!
I rarely use foul fucking language, but for you, I'm willing to drop a fucking word or two.
Who am I kidding? In RL, if it weren't for the fucking F word, I'd be a fucking mime.
Speaking of which, I had that fucking cabbage last night, and I almost couldn't get out of the fucking bed quick enough this morning.
And my morning dump fucking stunk, and was some color only Satan has fucking seen. Satan and fucking goat herders.
Off work today because my Daughter has a cough. Are you fucking kidding me. When I went to school you had to have Ebola before you'd get sent home. Fucking schools.
What else can I say but...fuck...
Fucking SWEET, Dani!
Well what the fuck babe.
You are one fucking hot fox, you old mans a lucky bastard.
I love a chick who gives it loads of "FUCK" in bed.
Good luck with the non existant titty fund..
Add us to your crew please baby
xxxxx
My "fuck alarm" fucking went the fuck off and I fucking sensed this fucking fucked- up blog needed some fucking kind of fucking comment.
Fucking easy, I fucking thought. But, holy fuck, I fucking couldn't fucking think of fuckall to fucking write!
Fuck me, that's fucking fucked.
I didn't wake up till eleven o'fucking clock in the fucking morning today, meaning the whole fucking day is basically wasted. Fuck.
Forget it.
Using such language is
Clearly uncalled for.
Kindly refrain.
Oh fug it!
Ooops wrong word.
heh heh
(Dani's gonna be fucking mad at me today!)
LMBO!
Fuck, you're getting closer!
Ame in TN
As in, no shit. Well fuck me naked! Bumbfuck, Egypt. Congratufuckyoulations.
People here in Canada say "fucking, eh" a lot. You're probably fucking thinking, "he's probably saying that just because everyone says Canadians say 'eh' a lot." Fuck, no. Canadians do say "fucking, eh" a lot.
To be fucking honest, despite being Canadian, I don't know how "fucking, eh" differs from, say, "fucking, right" or just "fuck, ya". I also don't know if people say "fucking, eh" anywhere else in the world, but they do say "fucking, eh" here in Canada.
Does that count toward your fuck fest? If not, well, fuck that shit.
You see what I got for fucking posting that about my night being ruined. TRULY FUCKED because the client fucking cancelled on me and my date plans are trashed for the evening and no job now. Boy am I more fucked than before!
I want to report Joel's "fuck that shit" comment please. Who the fuck do I have to fuck around here to get someone to listen? Joel wrote "fuck that shit". Does Joel fuck shit? Why would anyone want to fuck shit? That's how E coli gets on grapes - too much shit fucking then the fucking grape pickers pick their fucking shitty asses before picking the fucking grapes that are sent to the fucking rip-off supermarket for us to buy for three fucking dollars and thirty fucking two cents a pound, we take them home, wash the shit out of them, then fucking eat them. Is anyone going to fucking do something about this?
Great fucking post.
Oh, I had a minor road rage incident earlier, and I yelled to the guy in other vehicle, "Game fucking on."
It's been that kind of fucking day.
Hate to be a party pooper, but I have had a fucking good day so far...
You have such fucking lofty ambitions...
Fucktardotastic! My favorite word.
Here a fuck
There a fuck
Everywhere a fuck, fuck
Oh, fuck it!
Just what the fuck is going on here?
Heh...
I typed a dirty word.
You're looking for 25 comments, eh? Easy. Here g...
Hey, you already have 28 comments??
Fuck!
Wow!
That's a whole lot of fucking...
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What the Fuck, great fucking blog and what fucking not
Dani, I have fucking missed all my fucking friends at the funniest fucking place ever, you know the fucking humor fucking bloggers fucking dot com. I have not fucking written a fucking post since fucking St fucking Patrick's fucking day. I am fucking brain dead. Fucking help me!
Fuck! I can't fucking believe that mother fucker cancelled on again! Fuck me to tears. Peace, Mike.
P.S. FUCK!
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