You ever have one of those "friends" that sticks their nasty ass hands/fingers in your food when you're trying to eat ?
It drives me fucking insane and I find it to be horribly disgusting..
Friend or not, I don't know where your fucking fingers have been ?
If I wanted to eat fecal matter, well don't you think it would my own ?
I eat dinner quite late at night, thanks to my 3rd shift job. I usually take it to work with me. More often than not, it's a soup of some sort.
There have been plenty of times that I've eaten a portion of my soup and then had to run to do something, leaving my soup on my desk. Well, my nasty ass co-worker decides that that is the best time to stick her nasty fecal fingers in it.
This is the same nasty ass co-worker that ate some of my potato chips, licked her fucking fingers and stuck them back in the bag !!!
I absolutely refuse to eat, knowing someone's hands have touched my shit...
This happens quite often though and frankly I grew sick of it. So I did what any other hungry person would have done: and came up with a plan. Yes, a plan.
I brought my usual soup/dinner to work. But this soup was not your average chicken noodle.
Nope, this was "crazy dani's crazy jalepeno soup", Mmmmmm very tasty. This soup had the broth of the chicken with jalepenos and hot sauce as well as pepper galore !!!
I heated my soup and set it at my desk. I pretended that there was something important that I had to do and..
Voila....
Sure as shit the bitch ate it...
She came running down the hallway turning every sort of color imaginable..
Pay back's a bitch huh ?
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OOOOOH. There's a lesson in this -- don't annoy the "crazy bitch Dani C." Don't every do it. You may not live long enough to regret your actions.
That was your supervisor who later had a tiny intenstinal problem, wasn't it?
Girrrlll....let me tell you a little story about what I did once....I worked in the office at an apt. community & would bring my lunch, drinks, etc & place them in the fridge in the clubhouse area attached to my office. My drinks -kept disappearing! I was pissed! Not to mention, I was preggo at the time, so I was doubly pissed!
So, I had my husband pee in one & neatly placed it in the fridge just waiting for someone to take it & drink some piss down.
Sure enough, it was gone.
I will say tho, that it never happened again! Ha!
And yes, that is just NASTY & RUDE!! I'd tell that bitch to keep her hands off my shizz!
Oh Dani, I just love you!
I love this payback! Excellent!
BTW, I can't believe ANYBODY would just help themselves to somebody else's food like that.
Unbelievable!
AND...can I have that recipe for the jalapeno soup! My taste buds salivate at the thought of it!
heh heh
Bwahahahahaah, serves her right. She won't be messing with your food anymore. Scumbag.
Have a terrific day. :)
Hahah I think Dufus has a point! Your the queen of paybacks to hehe :)
The best thing I know is some saran wrap on the toilets, and a rubber band on the sprayer at the kitchen sink.
Way to go, Dani!
wow - remind me not to piss you off!
Next time just spit in her mouth.
Holy frijoles, girlfriend!
Congratulations to you!! I am very proud of you.
Your co-worker needs to take a few social management classes.
And next time (if there is a next time), bring a Cup-a-Runny-Shit Soup for her to try out.
Hats Off Dani, hats definately off. I can't wait to try this; since I don't GO out to a job I think I'll do it to DOH just to amuse myself the next time he annoys me...
Dani, I think you are my new hero. That was awesome!
I simply cannot believe that a co-worker does that - sticks her finger in your soup. As far as I'm concerned, she got what she deserved.
We had an incident at work one time where someome kept stealing food from the fridge on the third shift. So we opened a yogurt and filled it with salt and pepper and then re-sealed it. The yogurt was stolen, but no thefts happened after that!
So your plan was right on girl!
loves it!! you are the master! :)
Is it any wonder I like you so much? ;)
Why do I even try to read you when I'm drinking tea.. do you know how many times I have to clean the laptop up when I'm reading you?
HAH -- 2 paragraphs down and I was ready to exact revenge and then you beat me to the punch. Boogies and Fromunda cheese would work but crazy jalepeno soup may pack a better punch.
That was freakin' genius. Revenge is a dish best served cold or hot!
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