Very rarely do I go out to restaurants. It's just difficult with my schedule and the husbands etc.
I got to get out and sat down at one of my favorite places. A sports restaurant that serves some kick ass food and drinks..
Whats better ?
Well, as I was being seated at my table. It just so happened to be placed next to plumbers crack man.
Now, I don't mind the crack so much and I too have been guilty of showing off the crack, but what gets me is the clothing and the wretched stink !!!
This guy smelled like car grease mixed with B.O and fart juice to the tenth power.
Now, you know you got a fucking problem when I can smell you a table away.
There's no reason in the world for this shit..
If you can afford to go out to eat, you can afford to take a fucking shower !!!
What gets me though, is the fact that he got seated. Can't restaurants refuse you if you look and smell like shit ?
Needless to say, I had my table changed and made it known as to why..
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Smells like ass 3/16/09
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So let me get this straight... your husband farts the bed and it stinks... You had a co-worker shart and follow you around... now you're seated next to man-ass at the restaurant?
I can only see one common denominator in the mix here... ;)
You ass. !!!! lol
I could smell the stench all the way over here in Minnesota
OYE OYE .... ha haaaaaaaa!!!!!
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OK.. can I say the crack picture made me tingle in my special place...
but then your fellow bloggers/tweets have me totally smashed on Salty Dogs.. so what do I know..
Oh the old coin slot. Nothing better to look at when you're eating. Especially the coin slot of a fat, smelly guy. Nice.
Ick!
I was once seated at a table where I had the worst view in the house. All I could see was a large woman in too tight dark knit pants that had split in the middle. White panties were showing through.
I wanted to go over and ask her to cross her legs.....but she might not have been able to.
Not very appetizing but maybe I should be glad she was wearing panties....
I'm not sure that too many restaurants would have the guts to refuse someone because of the way they smelled. They smell lawsuit I'm sure. At least the food didn't stink!
Sports restaurant? Fart juice? You don't fight fair, do you? How many hearts will you trod underfoot today, evil temptress?
Prett-y nasty. I run into this at the gym quite a lot. I'll walk next to someone and it's like, "Dude. You shouldn't stink BEFORE starting your work out."
Of course I work out at Stinky's House of Stench, so what did I expect.
I was just about to eat lunch. Your post made me change my mind.
If he didn't get seated, he'd probably go off and accuse the people who work there of discrimination. It'd be funny to hear someone say 'you're smell racist! Your ignorance is odoriferous!"
I'd have walked by and dropped a handful of wet naps in his lap. Baby wipes would be even better. No one should smell like shit and leave the house. If you want to smell that way fine but stay in your own personal space.
Shit and stank just follow you don't they? They should have a spray that makes you immune. Darn peeps screwing with the ghetto supasta! Toss them a can of air freshener, but make it count by hittin' them in the noggin!
I honestly don't know that I've ever heard the term "fart juice" before. LOL.
And you are 100% right. I refuse to believe that plumber's crack man couldn't smell himself. Go home and take a shower!!!
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