Oops did I say Tit ? Cause what I meant was TIP..
Okay, so the tip of the day is.......
Don't ever drink vodka with cranberry juice and go into a PMS rage and demand
Chinese food.
Those fuckers fed me raw pigeon and now my belly wants to explode !!!
There's no way it could be from the vodka...?
But here's your tits anyway...
Damn, why can't mine look like this ? Oh wait, they do when I drink vodka... :)
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Mine look better after Vodka too. Must be something in Vodka that tightens the skin. I might try pouring some "down there" and see if it makes Mr.Man a little more excited.
Hooray for tits! I mean tips!
I had to give the waitress a tip today because it was too cold out for me to show her my tits. And she deserved more than what my tits could give her. Believe me.
Much more.
When I drink vodka all womens tits look like that!
Mine only look like that after Hubby drinks tequila. ;-)
Effin Mom,
Those aren't tits, they're cannon balls.
hahahaha! ewww pigeons! but i love vodka and I love those tits! You crazy gurl! Take care.
I am just saying hello, hope all is good in your world. I havn't seen a real life pair of breasts in ages. Damn
If you look closely, you can see the pigeon being happily squished to death. What a way to go...
I find this human obsession with mammary glands to be quite peculiar. They're only useful in the care of each season's offspring. As long as they are sufficient for their function, what else could possibly be important?
But then, of course, I'm a bear of very little brain, and I could have missed something.
Fake tits are gross!
Real tits are motorboat heaven.
PPPHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBTTTTBBBBBBBTTHHHBBT!
It's not the pidgeon itself, per se, it's the MSG INSIDE the pidgeon... oh wait. No, it's probably the disease within the MSG ridden pidgeon.
Hurray for Boobies!!
Are you the one on the right or the left?
When will we live in a world were a women innate beauty and genuine soft heart will suffice? A world were men will appreciate the inner beauty a woman has.
Can you email me that pic?
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