Tit of the day !!

Ok , so my Haiku was a bust. Can't say I didn't try..but I did get rid of the script so no more stupid ass ads..

So today's tip:

Don't ever eat 2 bean burritos with extra cheese before you go to sleep.
Man, was my stomach fucked up !!!

Here's your tit or should I say tits..



21 comments:

Blonde Goddess said...

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PICTURE OF JOWL WOMAN'S NAKED TITTIES?!?!?!

I swear to GOD that's what they would look like naked. (I just threw up in my mouth a little.)

Don said...

Aarrrgh! (I used to read Little Orphan Annie) Anyway, aarrrgh and gag! Thanks. That goes great with oatmeal...

LL said...

Now that's impressive.

Kim said...

Yikes! That is one saggy pair of boobs. Saves time though, she can get her waist measurement and bust measurement at the same time.

freetheunicorns said...

I will not be eating anything today after seeing that. Jesus, those are freaky.

Steve H. said...

are these your old mans manboobs? x

Mike said...

Does she like, store stuff under those things?

Yikes!

dizzblnd said...

Ugh.. I am going to print that pic up for appetite control

Thanks for the tip.. that must have been a horrible night for you

Shawn said...

I'd hit it.

Douglas said...

I'm hoping that's the "Before" picture.

C.B. Jones said...

Why do I have the sudden urge to eat pancakes right now?

ReformingGeek said...

EEEEEEKKKK!!!

Scary. Yep. I will eat less for lunch today!

Marissa said...

I suddenly feel better about being just a B cup.

Jaime said...

UGH! that's just wrong on so many levels.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Moooommmmmmmyyyyy!!

Me-Me King said...

OMG!!! Are you sure that's a woman?

Phillipia said...

yeah...well my stomach's fucked up now too after seeing that pic...thanks a lot, Dani...share the joy..

Joppa Road said...

hi darling (not meant in a patronising way). It did make me smile to see how many of the hardcore poker players have linked you up since I mentioned your blog a couple of months back.

Be good.

JR

Lady Sarcasm said...

Doesn't phase me a bit, used to wash under 'em for a living as a CNA. lol Those burritoz though sound yummz! :)

The Constant Complainer said...

LOL, like someone said above, I don't think I'll be eating anything after seeing that picture...

Rule #1 - Thou shall not eat bean burritos and then go to bed. Ouch. I hope you're recovered!

KiKi said...

heh heh. you said tit. :-P

 

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