Ok , so my Haiku was a bust. Can't say I didn't try..but I did get rid of the script so no more stupid ass ads..
So today's tip:
Don't ever eat 2 bean burritos with extra cheese before you go to sleep.
Man, was my stomach fucked up !!!
Here's your tit or should I say tits..












21 comments:
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PICTURE OF JOWL WOMAN'S NAKED TITTIES?!?!?!
I swear to GOD that's what they would look like naked. (I just threw up in my mouth a little.)
Aarrrgh! (I used to read Little Orphan Annie) Anyway, aarrrgh and gag! Thanks. That goes great with oatmeal...
Now that's impressive.
Yikes! That is one saggy pair of boobs. Saves time though, she can get her waist measurement and bust measurement at the same time.
I will not be eating anything today after seeing that. Jesus, those are freaky.
are these your old mans manboobs? x
Does she like, store stuff under those things?
Yikes!
Ugh.. I am going to print that pic up for appetite control
Thanks for the tip.. that must have been a horrible night for you
I'd hit it.
I'm hoping that's the "Before" picture.
Why do I have the sudden urge to eat pancakes right now?
EEEEEEKKKK!!!
Scary. Yep. I will eat less for lunch today!
I suddenly feel better about being just a B cup.
UGH! that's just wrong on so many levels.
Moooommmmmmmyyyyy!!
OMG!!! Are you sure that's a woman?
yeah...well my stomach's fucked up now too after seeing that pic...thanks a lot, Dani...share the joy..
hi darling (not meant in a patronising way). It did make me smile to see how many of the hardcore poker players have linked you up since I mentioned your blog a couple of months back.
Be good.
JR
Doesn't phase me a bit, used to wash under 'em for a living as a CNA. lol Those burritoz though sound yummz! :)
LOL, like someone said above, I don't think I'll be eating anything after seeing that picture...
Rule #1 - Thou shall not eat bean burritos and then go to bed. Ouch. I hope you're recovered!
heh heh. you said tit. :-P
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