Ok so here I've been suffering for the past month with this horrid flesh eating lung virus.
Coughing up shit unimaginable.. I even think a matchbox car or two came up once or twice.
Trying to be a tad bit sanitary, I refuse to spit my green goobers in the house.
I hawked up a nasty loogie, probably about 5 pounds of shit in my mouth.
I opened up the back door and spit the fucker out without paying attention as to the direction it was going.
Out of all places, the big green thing landed ok the fucking dogs tail.
The stupid dog looks at this big gooey , dripping loogie and fucking eats it!!!!!
Now that's nasty..
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Okay GF. You win. That was nasty with a capital TEE!!
I'm glad I already ate lunch.
heh heh
Just finished my snack. I'm glad it wasn't something green!
dog's are real assholes sometimes. I never understood how they will eat anything that is in front of them
*ack, ack, bluaaahhhh*
i just threw up a little bit.......
i hope you feel better soon
You wasted a good lung slug on a dog? Those things are made for the windshields of people tailgating you!
Or you could just huck it in the toilet from now on...
Oh, well, better than you swallowing it...or maybe hair of the loogie will cure all?
you nasty bitch! and that's why i folloow you! im as sick as you are!
you nasty bitch! and that's why i folloow you! im as sick as you are!
It's more typical than nasty. Why do you think they never let dogs participate in Fear Factor? They'll eat anything without question.
OMG that is just gross.. Fucking dogs will eat anything.. after all.. they fart and then turn around to smell it... so.. what do you expect..
Hope you get to feeling better girlfriend...
Naturally I was immediately lured in by your blog title today, until I read it! Ewwwwwwwwwwww Dani!
Worse than watching my friend's dog eat cat shit out of the litter box and hearing the soppy, yet crunching sounds of his chewing.
All righty, that was the grossest thing I've read all day. All week, in fact. Congratulations!
Oh god. And to think I let my dog lick me in the face sometimes.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
And did anyone report you to the SPCA for doing that?
Aside: Hope you're soon feeling much better. Take two bottles of Scotch and call me in the morning.
Oh dear! That IS gross.
mmmm... big gooey dripping loogies..
I wonder if it tasted like chicken?
You sound hot.
Guacamole!
hey at least you didnt have to see it next time you opened your door? because flem and related may not be biodegradable yet lol..so your dog just did something for the environment...
Maybe you should just cough in his mouth from now on or do the farmer blow in his direction.
oh god thass fucking gross*
i love yer Blog + yer bOObies tho*
;PPP
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