I have a yummy obsession with Chinese food. General Hoes chicken, any form of fried rice, egg rolls. You name it, I'll eat it, even pigeon..
So a new Chinese joint opened up in town and of course me being me, I had to have it !!
I walked in there expecting to point to funny looking hieroglyphics on a bootleg menu. Just so the Chinese guy can shake his head up and down to confirm my order.
Nope, that was not the scenario at all..
I walked in and was greeted by several white people. Now by white people, I mean not Chinese...
What the fuck ?
I was in shock. Chinese food that wasn't cooked by Chinese ?
That's just plain wrong or in the least contradictive ?
After about a minute of pure confusion, I figured fuck it, I'll give it a try.
I was in the mood for fried rice so I decided upon Shrimp fried rice. How do you go wrong ?
OH DID I GO WRONG !!
It was the fishiest shrimp on top a pile of sticky white rice !!!
I swear to God these bitches caught the fucking shrimp out of the sound. ( For any of you not familiar with the "sound", it's what us New Englanders call our contaminated ocean water >)
After reluctantly eating the shit that I paid for, I soon felt yucky.
Very Yucky indeed.
So yucky that I had to pull over on the side of the road to fucking puke.
The moral of the story guys...
DON'T EVER EAT WHITE PEOPLE CHINESE FOOD !!!!
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21 comments:
That is wrong. I don't think I would trust it. It isn't Chinese food unless you can't understand the people cooking it.
Yeah, it should be illegal.
Poor you. I guess you learned a very valuable lesson the hard way.
Them shrimp'll kill ya. ;)
Ok, ok... maybe Frank Man Chu had a hand in it.
EEEWWWW! I'm so sorry. That's like going into to a Tex-Mex joint down here and not seeing any Hispanics. Run away fast!
We have Messicans running one of ours. I won't eat there.
You said it right Mama! Let the yellow faces take care of the food, the dry cleaning and the rickshaws, you vanilla faces focus on being the best bigots and racists you can be.
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Never eat food made by white people,, named after non white people.. have I taught you nothing..
White people can't jump...dance.. or cook anything but fried chicken and TV dinners..
Christ woman.. I buy you books and buy you books and all you wanna do is rip out the pages and screw the teacher...
Did you run out of minorities to make the food? What gives up in whitelandia? LMFAO!!!
On the flip side, Chinese people can't cook a hot dog worth a crap. Sorry, it's true.
lmfao...are you sure you werent partying too hard last nighta and it just caught up to you! lolol
Consider the problem: Was it the shrimp, or was it the stuff you were drinking with the shrimp?
I had a really nasty reaction to some clams one time, when I was living/working on Canada's east coast. Again, they had been pulled out of the "contaminated sea water." I got smart really fast!
White people = red flag
To lift a line from Wayne's World, good thing you didn't order the cream of sum yung guy soup!
I'm with Self-Dep...
The best chinese food I ever had was from a little 'restaurant' in the basement of my office building when I worked in Seattle. The 'restaurant' was in a storage closet in the basement. The women cooked on electric frying pans. They cooked in their bare feet or flip flops. I'm pretty sure they were cooking rat, rabbit, dog, squirrel and any thing else they found in the alley. It was still the best chinese I have ever had.
So that's what the Chinese mean when they say "dung." It's whitey's fried rice... Got it!
noted!
sticky rice? serious?
hmmmph!!
yeah, you go wong!
LOL - "hieroglyphics." Did they at least serve you any Crackers with that meal?
Haha, its like me walking into a fucking Italian restaurant to find out that ever single person there is from South America. Fuck, I think there might have been an Eskimo somewhere back there in the kitchen too.
i have a sushi place in a shopping center near me and boy is it funny, as you know sushi is japanese but yet the people at this place are well you guessed it...chinese...its still good but not japanese made.
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