EFF YOU Winners announced !!!

So this week's comments were on the low side, must have been due to the holiday.
The comments that I did get though fucking rocked !!!
Damn did you guys have a bad week...
So here are my winners...
Chris from Maugeritaville.
Take a peek at his rant...
" And here. We. Go!

Normally buying my lunch at the grocery store is an easy task. Not this past Tuesday, which was apparently Elderly Retard Day, it wasn't. I got in the "express" lane behind about four people, with six more behind me. Elderly Retard #1 shuffles up with her cart-slash-walker and asks Elderly Retard #2 in front of me if she can cut in line. She's about to let her, when Mexican Guy in front of her says, "Chu get in line, lady!" E.R. #1 has the fucking audacity to get pissed, and she yells, I ONLY HAVE TWO ITEMS! Of course, "one" item was eighteen cans of cat food, but that's another story. Okay, in front of Mexican Guy is Elderly Retard #3, who is now at the front of the line and is apparently stunned by the fact that some sort of compensation is required for her twelve pack of Metamucil. After four swipes of the debit card, the checker points out that the card is backwards. She finally pays and gets the hell out of there. Now it's Mexican Guy's turn, and he spends five minutes going on and on about how he "doesn't believe in credit cards" because they take to long to use. Okay, eventually I pay for my FUCKING SALAD and go to my car. As I'm trying to drive out, there's E.R. #3 again, with her car blocking the drive and her car door wide open. Now, my car is not great, but it's about two levels of quality above the point where I'd just drive ahead and RIP HER FUCKING DOOR OFF! So while she's toddling to the front of her car in her red Crocs, purple skirt and multicolored MuuMuu, I'm FUCKING STEAMING!

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUUUUUUCCKKKK YOOOOOOOU!!!!"

My second place winner is none other than my home girl Etta from Sanity on the Edge
This what she had to say...
" My fucking day started off with a fucking bang when the fucking muffler broke off the fucking manifold and sounded like a fucking funny fucking car at the fucking redneck fucking races. Went to fucking get it fixed and fucking inspected and the fucking mechanic fucking tells the hubs we may have a stay on the fucking tags because we were too fucking worried about a low coolant fucked broken signal would fucking keep us from getting it to fucking pass the fucking inspection. So it fucking passes, he went to get the fucking tags and fucking wouldn't you fucking know it there WAS a fucking stay on the tags. That is TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS! The nice fucking bitch told him to go to the tax office and the whole way there he is cussing ME the fuck out. Fucker. The fucking tax office say's oh you did pay your taxes, stupid fucking bitch,so he goes back (the little fucker, cuss Me out)to the fucking license plate place and gets the fucking tags. The moral of this is don't cuss Me you little fucker until you get your fucking story straight."

Wife Mom maniac came in a close tie though..bitching about psychotic Moms. Can't say that I blame her much, I can't stand them myself...fuckers !!

Congratulations to my winners...
Until next week, my cool kick ass friends !!!

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