Here I am wallowing in my own self pity trying to think of something funny for you guys.
To cure my lack of funnies I decided to visit my fellow bloggers.
Trying to leave a comment on a site, I was struck with this.
If you click on the picture you can see it better..
Anyway, you guys all know it's FUCK YOU FRIDAY..so let her rip..
Don't forget to use the word fuck..!!!
Also this Saturday there will be 2 winners. Just because I didn't announce last week's winner.
ENJOY !!!!
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16 hours ago
12 comments:
Spermies!! OMG
I don't even have anything this week for the Fuck You Friday.. FUCK!
You photoshopped that... I know it! :P
I never get any spermies...that's my fucking problem today!
I didn't fucking know that Fuck You Friday even exists? Thank you very fucking much.
Fuck is the most versatile word in our language. It's a noun, verb, adjective etc. It can mean so many different fucking things. It's good, it's bad. I was an English major and fuck is one of my favorite words. It's the Swiss Army knife of the language.
Oh my fucking God, I'm so glad you brought this to my attention. Fridays will be so much better for me now. Fuck yeah!
Been so fucking busy this week it's been un fucking true. Also got stuffed on the fucking poker tables be a complete fucking donk who couldn't and wouldn't leave Ace fucking rag alone. Had a straight fucking choice between Man fucking United and Fucking Scottish bastard mother fucking Rangers who were both 1-0 down and chose Rangers. They then fucking wasted about twenty fucking chances and drew 1-1 whilst those Manc fuckers had about two shots on target and scored fucking both. Another £50 down the fucking toilet. Then yesterday fucking Leeds United drew with fucking Milwall. Fucking fuckers.
All you fucking American witches are still fucking me off by reading my blog and not having the common deceny to fucking post a fucking comment. How fucking long does it take to fucking post "Hi" you fucking bitches.
And now I've got to take my Daughter to fucking ballet. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.
Supposed to be fucking pissing down tomorrow as well which means no fucking Golf. Fuck my fucking luck.
p.s.
Hope everythings okay babes and hugs and kisses from across the pond as always. XXXX
My Gman keeps wanting to fill me with his fucking spermies, but I'm just not having another fucking minute of it! There is no fucking way on this lovely green earth that I will have anymore spawn, for fucks sake! lmao
It's time to refuckulate and fucking enjoy the fanfuckingtastical weekend that lies ahead! I'm gonna party like a fuckranaut & blast my own ass to the moon! Fuck yeah!
My fucking Husband took his fucking spermies away from me! Fucking a-hole motherfucker! He says we have too many fucking kids! Fucking vasectomy! Fuck, man doesn't he know how bad I want another little girl! Fucking sucks! I have no fucking say in what he does.
Ok so the kids we got are fucking uncontrollable, and they fucking break shit everwhere they go. Yea they're fucking expensive as hell.
So..wait why the fuck do I want more? I'm fucking nuts! These fucking kids made me nuts! Fucking ingrates!
Happy fuck you friday! FUCK!
I want the fuck-you picture so bad but I'm just never mad enough to get out a really good fuck rant. Fucking pharmaceuticals. Fucking whiskey. Fucking fucking.
Dani, I was going to give you a fucking hard time on here and remind you to announce the winner for the May fucking 1st contest, but I was glad to see you that you are announcing two fucking winners tomorrow.
I'm resubmitting my same fucking comment from May 1st for reconsideration, because I think it's a winner and I was proud of my fucking research.
I love the fuck you Friday’s. And because I love them so much, I’ve decided to amuse the readers with some trivia and multi-lingual attempts at the word fuck.
The word fuck was used in the movie “Casino” 422 times. Not too far behind it is “Summer of Sam” with 326 times, “Pulp Fiction” with 271 times and “Goodfellas” with 246 times. I was actually able to locate 30 movies where the word fuck was used more than 200 times.
I was also able to find the translation of the word fuck in 42 different languages. The ones that don’t involve symbols are: Qij, Carajo, Fuck, Kurva, Persse, Vittu, Foda, La dracu’ and Siktir.
And apparently it was first used as a verb around 1475.
But the funniest part of my research is that sometimes the word fuck is simply fuck. So I guess I’d like to offer up a global fuck you to everyone on this fine Friday…
I am not FUCKING bitching about my hubby only this FUCKING disease and what the FUCK it has done to his mind.
I can't make the move by myself fucking self.. I need you to fucking make up your mind, pick a fucking house, and fucking sign on the dotted line.
I can fucking move you,, and this fucking shit,,, all by myself.. I just need you to fucking stay focused long enough to get a house,,, with a fucking key...
I can sell this place by myself,, I can move us by myself,, but you have to fucking pick a house..YOUR ASS IS THE ONE STUCK IN IT ALL THE TIME.. you must fucking like it!..
SO..dear Fucking doctors.. If you can't make him better.. at least give me some fucking drugs to take the edge off..
HE TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF THE TRUCK today doing fucking 70 miles an hour down the highway... WHAT THE FUCK!!! Now I have to use the damn fucking kiddie locks on the door..
Do you know how fucking embarrassing that is to him when he comes around and realizes I'm using the kiddie locks on the truck, just to keep him alive?
FUCK YOU GOD.. WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THIS DISEASE WAS FAIR TO USE ON HUMANS.. he's a good man.. he always has been.. he's worked since he was FUCKING 10 YEARS OLD..
and you have fucking turned him into someone I have to remind to take a shower...blow his nose..
FUCK OFF GOD!
"Religion: If this [word] offends you, welcome to the world of sane and realistic critical thought. More harm has been done to the collective human psyche by religion than by all the fucking and cocksucking since the dawn of time. By the way, many religious people (including the ordained) fuck and suck each other's cocks all the time."
-- George Carlin
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