After working all fucking night long and most often into the many hours of the morning, I'm fucking exhausted when I get home.
The first and only thing on my mind is sleep.
"When am I hitting that comfortable ass bed of mine"?
This morning I jumped in that bed quicker than shit.
I lay sound asleep for several hours.
I awoke to a very itchy feeling all over my body.
"What the fuck"?
After my eyes decided to open and focus, I found several black dots crawling on my body.
WHAT THE FUCK !!!!
I sprung out of bed to get these fucking things off of me but to also come to the realization that I decided to sleep on a gigantic fucking pile of ants.
Yes, ants...
You see these fuckers decided that it was cool to chill on my bed under the covers.
Why ? I still have no idea, but I do know that these fuckers bite and that I look retarded with little red marks all over me.
Time to start my annual bonfire using my mattress as kindling..
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15 comments:
Yipe! You had ants in your pants! What you need is some tansy... ants don't like tansy. Come on out here and I'll give you all you can handle...
Love the post, being from Florida I hate the fucking ants and their nasty ass itchy little bites as well.
Do the red marks turn to scars if you scratch them too much like the fire ant bites here?
P.s heard about your blog from John over at Pot Politics, glad I came through.
oh i hate ants they crawl in my nose when im sleeping and make me sneeze
That is exactly why I don't bring whipped cream and chocolate sauce into the bedroom any more.
wow shit you gotta spray it with raid! wait no don't do that.
And I was complaining that the cat brought in a mosquito!
I've suddenly discovered ants all over my fuckin' house and nothing, I mean no poison ant huts, NOTHING will destroy them!
Fuck the mattress fire. I'm burning the house down.
I didn't realize y'all had biting ants up there! Ouch! And I thought we had em bad here.
Ouch. I just read there was a surge in bedbugs, so I wonder if that's related.
Dani WTF? I hate those little sonsabitches! I have three thousand million ant hills in my yard. I like to pour gas in the holes and then light a match. Bring your mattress to my house. We'll have a burning man festival!
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE !!!!!
You can toss in the mattress from the motel we stayed .. ants everywhere. we moved at midnight to the motel across the street.
Dead Ant Dead Ant ...Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant DEAD AAAAAAAAANT DEE EE EE EEE D ANT!
I don't think I'd be able to sleep in that bed again. Ever. Hubbie had a palmetto bug skitter across his chest in ours and it took ages before I'd go back in there. But since it happened to him and not me it was all good in the end.
I hate ants. I feel for you girl. I'd burn the mattress. Start new! LOL.
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