Woman : " Hon, what do you want for dinner ?"
Man: " How about we go upstairs for dinner".
Woman: " No, seriously..all we have is ground beef."
Man: " I got some beef for ya right here."
Woman: " We've got some corn on the cob too that needs to be eaten."
Man: " I've got a long cob in my pants !!"
Woman: " Damn these dishes need to be done, it's making the whole house smell like ass !!"
Man: " Ooooo I'll take some ass too !!"
Woman: " What if I feel like sucking dick ?"
Man: " Awwwwwwww ..you feel sick ? "
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I uh... erm... no comment. ;)
Dammit, I thought my rap was fresh and original. Now that I've seen it in print, it loses its edge.
Just be thankful you didn't offer him fish fingers for supper.
You nailed it Dani. (oops, no pun intended)
LOL @ Tiggy....fish fingers!
So true
If it ain't food, it's sex with them. ugh the horror. Although most days I wish I could think as simply as a man does. LOL!
Yeah. Men have all those compartments in their heads and the one for sex is huge!
4 million years of evolutionary psychology at work.
Maybe in another four million years, we'll actually have parity.
Wow!
Have you not learned how to make dinner AND do kinky sexual things at the same time?
(don't fry anything though... owie)
Thanks for the lessons to come!
Your point?
Seems about right.
Those were funny.. Thanks for the laugh!
Pretty accurate. Some of those one-liners were great. Dani, I hope you're having a great week.
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