I hate to talk about kids on my blog, but I had to write this one up..
My little one ( the 2 year old) has discovered a secret weapon. ( Damn he's a smart little fucker )
A weapon none of the others thought about using.
The weapon ?
Boogers..
Yes, you see little man has came to the understanding that ALL of mankind is afraid of boogers and that he can get what he wants with one in/on hand.
Witnessing the several events this past evening, Little Man evidently picks a fake booger for all to see.
He than keeps his fat little pointer finger in the upright position and then screams BOOOGIE to anyone that is near him.
Of course, anyone whom is sane enough will move out of the boys way.
This works to his advantage on almost ALL occasions.
" How he can get a cookie after someone drops it, running away from a boogie.."
" How he can move a sibling or two away from the dinner line so he can be first.."
" How he can convince Dad to let him outside.."
"How he can get the first hug of the day"...
I can keep going but I'm sure you get my drift..
I can say this though, he did realize that Mom eats boogies for lunch and that it doesn't work to0 well with me ... :)
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15 comments:
I do the very same thing but with poo.
Perhaps I've said too much.
For some strange reason this post makes me wanna pick my nose!
You've got a little genius there. I am definitely going to use this new knowledge to my advantage.
Uh oh. He's going to turn into a fast-talker with a career in used car sales. Sorry, Dani. ;-(
Don't tell him about moooooog's comment...
I learned some time back what an effective weapon boogers can be. When the kids are bugging me I do one of two things; I fake pick my nose and then try to touch them, or when they want to wrestle I lick whatever body part I can reach. A toe, a finger, their face,it works every time! You have a very smart little boy. Maybe he will be a mob boss. "Do what I want or I'll wipe this here boogie on ya's"
I suck at being a Mom.
You see when my kid picks his nose? It sends ME running!
Ha!
You eat them? Damn. I used to like flip mine at people. I became very proficient in the booger flip. It was my way of getting my enemies to back off.
If you use a Netty pot the saline solution makes boogers salty.
It's like gooey popcorn.
Wish this worked with my new boss. I think I might have another guest blog post for you soon. :( And where's my video for my birthday young lady????
Damn, he is a smart little sucker.
Excellent.
I found you over at asshole's cooking site.
Booogie Bubbles to pop!! Yummy!!
I'm in the same category as Don. I was a mighty fine booger flipper in my day.
Um...ew. *totally giggling like a 6 year old though* LOL
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That's pretty clever, actually. Mucus warfare. Won't make him popular with the girls when he gets to high school, but whatever.
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