First of all I have to say that I'm part Indian..politically correct..Native American..
I'm registered with the state.
Because I'm registered, I seem to be harassed with by them very often..
Here is a very recent conversation via phone that made me piss my pants..
Indian man--"Hello, is this crazy Dani ?"
Me: "Ummmm, I guess" ( My screen name)
Indian: "Well miss Crazy, I'm calling on behalf of the Navajo Nation..
Me: " You are ? " Hmmmm, Ya I don't think we have a Navajo Nation here, sorry."
Indian: " Well Miss Crazy, basically the reason for my call is to obtain food for our elders and youngings:.
Me: " Well, I do have some beets and left over cranberry sauce from ThanksGiving, Where do I send them ?"
Indian: " Ma'am I appreciate your offer but we're requesting that you send a money donation of about $100.00."
Me: " A 100.00 !!!! Are you fucking kidding me ? Don't you guys own a bazillion casinos and get government help ? Listen, I got 6 fucking kids and the state doesn't pay shit for me so...
Indian; " Ok Ma'am I understand, but would you be willing to make a $25.00 donation for clean water.
Me: " Wait, you guys live on reservations and don't have fucking clean water ?" Your reservations ARE here in the States no ?
Indian: " Well....yes..
Me: "Well, I think you and your nation have been drinking WAY too much fire water and hence the reason why you need help.
Indian: " Well Crazy, I need to go now, but may the Great Spirit be with you..
Me: " Is this the same Great Spirit that starves your elders and pollutes your water, cause uhhh I'm not so sure I want the great spirit with me?"
Indian: ----click--
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12 comments:
You're such a sweetheart...
Way to tell him, Crazy Dani. Maybe he thought you were related to Crazy Horse or something. You know how those telemarketers are. Once you're on a mailing list, that's the end of the ball game.
Way to work him down, Dani! Sheesh!
You just listed the main reason this Native American has NEVER registered. No thank you. I get enough telemarketing calls from our local troopers...wait, maybe its because I'm Indian..nah, couldn't be.. I think they just like me..
Did you not get the memo that the casinos are in dire financial straits during the recession?
Surely you can spare a dime or two for clean fire water?
Oh thank the Great Spirit someone finally said this. We all owe you a debt of gratitude. Not actual money, but gratitude, which is nearly as good.
Oh yeah!
He's a hottie for sure!
What I'd like to do with his peace pipe!
How about a little Pow Wow Chicka Bow Wow?
Wow, you're one brave crazy woman!
Just be careful you don't get an arrow zinging through your car window next time you're out and about...
That Indian is not hot, he has no shirt on so I reckon he is freezing cold. I suspect he is also a nancy boy or he would not pose like that!
But good on you Crazy Dani!
You tell em lassie!
Strange conversation? Does this happen very often for you?
Registered with the state -- as a nurse and a Native American. As long as you're not registered as demented, you'll be OK.
But I'll bet nobody in the mental health profession has read your blog. And as long as they don't, I'm sure you'll be OK (more or less).
Dani, I want you personally handling all of my phone calls from now on!
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