Oh the things some people must endure.
I work the night shift all week long. My shift usually ends up being 10-15 hours long a day. ( I know , it sucks but it pays the bills ).
Anyway, I came home this morning to strip off the uniform.
Shirt off, then pants as well as...( out wait, this isn't porn huh ?)
Anyway, I got to the point of shoes and then socks and to my surprise I discovered this:
Yes, that's a fucking smiley face on the bottom of my foot.
The whole catch to this funny incident, is that I'm not quite sure when it was done.
I mean, I take multiple showers a day and I'm almost positive that it wasn't there before I went into work.
Hmmmmm, I'm thinking that it must have been the foot monster, or that I fell asleep at work and someone had the honors of a sharpie with me.
( Sssshhhhh, don't tell my boss)
I tried to scrub it off multiple times, but it hasn't even faded.
I guess some people may have secrets under their uniforms. Pretty panties, lingerie and even " play toys".
Oh no, my fucking secret is a retarded ass smiley face on the bottom of my foot that will take months before it's gone !!!
Great !!
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7 comments:
Ah Danigirl... you even make a smiley face look goooooooood. ;)
Love ya LL !!
That oddly matches the weird smiley face painted on my butt. Wait....oh, those are stretch marks.
Hey babe...blame it on the vodka!!!
My daughter always threatens to paint my toe nails one night while I'm sleeping!
OMG that's too great.
Now that's funny right there.. I don't care who you are..
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