And so the Hallow hell is over.
My feet hurt and there's fake blood everywhere in my house. If you walked in at this very moment, you would swear that you were a witness to a murder scene.
If there's one indicator to a shitty economy, it's that of Halloween night.
I swear out of a block of houses, maybe 4 of them were offering candy. And instead of seeing the cute fluffy costumes, you were seeing homemade hobo's and hookers.
And trust me when I say there was a shit load of hookers.
The day I ever let my daughter out of the house the way some of these girls were dressed. OMG!!
Where the fuck are these parents ?
Another pet peeve I have ?
Those fat obese mother fuckers that insist on driving their fat obese fucking kids to each and every house, instead of burning off the Big Mac value meal that they just ate for a snack..
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I set out on my deck and watch last night. Not a single child walked the block.. they drove door to door.. but little sister in car seat.. take little sister out of car seat.
The only walkers were the parents that still had babies in strollers..and they were so cute.
We saw the same thing. Most of the costumes were home made.. which I like best,,, but not the hookers.. I like the cute ghost and such..but I like homemade..
hugs from Kansas
We did not have one kid. Could have been because all of my lights were off, I had no candy to offer and I was gone. Works every time. Little sluts huh? I see those at Mardi Gras and July 4th too. Who needs Halloween?
should have stuck pins in those fat obese folks...
What? No pictures of the little sluts? Not even any of the prostitots?
So anyway... erm... what did you go as this year? A naughty night nurse with gigantic loomas again? :P
Dani, Halloween is actually pretty busy, believe it or not, in our neck of the woods. We get about 200 kids per year. But yeah, I hear you about the inappropriate costumes. We had our share of teenage hookers walking through.
Normally, if a kid has a inappropriate costume on and if I felt their parents should have known better, I give them sh*tty sour candy and make up a story about someone on another block giving out money instead of candy. The joy on their faces will soon be gone, when they eat the lousy candy I gave them and are unable to find the house giving out the money. Then again, my house may end up getting egged one of these years...
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