Welcome to Q&A Monday !!!
This week's funtastic question.
What was your worse wardrobe malfunction ?
Here are some of our Humor bloggers answers:
Sigh.
That would have to be fifteen years ago, when I was working in a law firm and went to the ladies room to change a pad (my apologies to anyone with a "y" chromosome). The pad apparently had cement for adhesive. It wouldn't release and instead, tore and, for lack of a better term, "exploded" which then sprayed all the congealed U*G*H all over my white
That stuff doesn't just wash off.
I practically ran to my office, with my newly red & white polka dotted sweater - through the entire lobby and several hallways, by lawyers and clients and staff - grabbed my purse and took a sick day.
Gross and humiliating.
I love these strolls down memory lane.
Don't we have a puking smilie here? - The creative junkie
The human tried to put a t-shirt on me once. i got snarly, things got ugly. does that count? -Nooterthedog
Doing chin ups at the gym, and the shorts fell down.
ALL THE SHORTS.
Really though, creative junkie wins.-- The Mind of Spaz
Kinda boring.. because it happens to nearly all women (I hope) , But coming out of the bathroom I had the bottom of my skirt tucked into the back of my pantyhose AND had started my period, but was NOT prepared if you know what I mean ugh. This was at work of course, luckily, the only one who saw it (that I know of) was my female friend/teamleader..---The SoggyDoggyBloggy
My worst wardrobe malfunction happened about two years ago, vacationing in Cape May, New Jersey. There is a beach I remembered at the end of the Cape that was supposed to be really scenic, and so I found it on the hotel map.
On the map, it looked like it was just a nice little jaunt from my hotel. I was feeling ambitious. I decided to walk. And I was wearing cute ballerina flats.
It turned out, it was a several mile trek in 80 degree weather. And by the time I got to the beach, the backs of my heels had only STOPPED hurting because my shoes were now nicely lubricated with my very own blood.
Cute hurts.-- Of Cabbages and Kings
This reminds me. Do women still wear girdles? -Beyond Left Field
Well this didn't happen to me....but I did witness it.
There was this lady all dressed up in a dress and heels. She looked a bit on the hoity toity side (apologies to any hoity toities who might be reading this).
When she approached a small group of us, she had a dry booger hanging ever so slightly from her right nostril. I watched that thing flapping around. I thought for sure it would fall off with every exhale, but it never did.
I can't remember what she was telling us, but I remember the gently blowing in the wind booger hanging from her nose!
-Quirkyloon
