This is what I woke up to today. An evil looking gnome. My 6 year old ( Bear Baby) decided that he was going to get into my makeup today, and draw on his baby brother. He said that he wanted to make him look like a "pumpkin on Halloween" . Oh, my poor baby. Where was my husband when all of this was taking place? " I was doing the laundry". " Something that obviously hasn't been done in days". Again, I try to explain to him that I can't work 11pm-7am 6 nights a week and than be a housewife too. The 2 just don't mix. If you like money, than you have to live with a dirty house and dirty draws.  Anyway, other than being scared shitless of my own baby and debating if I should try to take his "pumpkin" face off, I took some pics. Thought you guys can have a laugh or two.