5/08/08 I want to drink Bleach
There has been a lot of times in my life that I have wanted to ingest a poison or two, but last night, I was actually searching for it.
The husband and myself went out with another couple ( his friends). They just recently had a baby this past September. Well, evidently last night was the first night that she left the baby since she had him. The whole entire time all she talked about was this effing kid. "I miss him so much", "I wonder what he's doing right now"? "Do you think I missed anything at all"? "Did you see the most recent pictures of him"?
Now here she comes with this gigantic photo album of this baby. As she was laying this heavy book on the table, I was asking for my 5th vodka and cranberry. Uggh here we go again. Another couple decided to join us and the first thing that the Mom said to the other couple was "Hi, I just had baby ( ya in f-cking September), that's why I'm fatter, you want to see some pictures"?
OMG, ok so at this point I'm bombed off of my ass, I turned to her and said " listen, I'm out to get away from kids, not that you asked how mine were doing". " I don't really want to hear anymore or see anymore pictures of kids, you see, I'm not sure if you remember or not, but I have 6." "Yup, 6, I have all of their photo albums in the truck if you want to see them, but I don't want to bore you with that." Needless to say she shut up. What is it? Because I have so many kids, people think that that is my only topic? My only understanding in this world? Really, I have a lot of depth to me, and my life isn't based purely around kids. Yes, I love them. Yes, they're cute sometimes, but I can carry on a good conversation about other things too.
You know you're annoying when a Mom of 6 kids wants to drink bleach for fun, because you won't STFU about kid stuff.