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6/17/0 Im gonna be poor and f*cking starve to death.
Can someone please tell me what's going on with the freaking economy? I am really starting to think that all of this bull shit is nothing but a big fat conspiracy.
Here I am. A mom,wife/woman that works for nice money, hourly. My husband works for very nice money hourly also. (Say that 10 x fast). I know that we have a bunch of kids, which is cool, but normally our combined income would justify that. I now find myself paying 8.00 for a gallon of milk and 4.00 for a loaf of bread. We faithfully go through a loaf and a gallon a day. I currently pay 4.35 a gallon of gas. My electric bill went up, taxes went up and the price of everything that you need, food/clothes, all went up.
I woke up this morning and sat on the couch watching the news. Because of the midlands being flooded. There will be not much grains, corn and livestock. Whatever that we do have is going to be increased in price at about 20%. Are you for fucking real? How are we as working class citizens able to afford ANYTHING? You literally have to work until you die, just to eat. What I don't get is how a country that has all of the other countries in the world's answers, how do we not have any of our selves? Did the U.S.A forget that it has people too? I have really contemplated quitting my job and just going on welfare. I seem to think that, that's the only possible solution left. Fuck getting an education and a degree. Fuck trying to better yourself and your family. It'll get you no where......
6/18/08 Credit cards are now fun
Ok, so we all know how the economy has been lately, right? I just know that with the prices of everything rising, that I don't need a credit card with really high interest rates or even have to pay an annual fee. For me, those are my stipulations when I apply for a credit card. I have found it to be a genuine pain in the butt , trying to research to find exactly what I want as far as a credit card goes. That's when I came across this really useful site about credit cards.
It categorizes all of the credit cards to fit one's needs. Such as, low interest credit cards, no annual fee credit cards, balance transfer credit cards, etc. If you want to make your life a little easier, than pay a visit.
6/19/08 Crazy Mom's 10,000 mark today
Today is a cool day for me. I never thought that I would see 10,000 visitors, especially to this wacky site. But I did it. Too cool.
I wasn't quite sure what to write about, so I figured, " ya know, I'm on the topic of my blog, I might as well talk about it". Boring !!
So, this is what I have to say. My blog started off being fun. It fell into the Mommy category, well because it has Mommy and kid sh*t in it right? It ultimately turned into more of a humor Mom blog. I have a tendency to write about Mom stuff that other Mom's want to say. I just do it. Yes, very often I can come across as being crude, but crude is FUN!!. So, for whatever category my blog falls into, I hope you guys enjoy it and laugh. I know I do. :)
So, on the laughing note, I didn't post yesterday for a reason. I received some very funny comments yesterday about Tuesday's post. I'm going to post them so have fun...
Ok, so as you all well know, that I love competitive softball. I absolutely love the sport. Because I have 6 kids and work full time 11pm-7am, I find that my energy and nerves aren't always up to par when I want to play or when I have to play for that matter. My friend introduced me to this awesome Nutraceutical called Absolute Calm.
AbsoluteCalms made with a Magnolia Extract that has the ability to decrease stress, depression and anxiety. It is all natural and safe so you don't have to worry about prescription drugs and prices, mind their side effects. It works almost instantly. I know I feel a difference when I take it, especially for my softball competitions. You don't even have to worry about feeling sleepy or drowsy. The company even offers a 30 day money back guarantee if you're not satisfied.
Sorry guys for not posting yesterday. I just needed a break. Just when you think you have nothing to write about, sure as shit, there's another surprise.
I'm gonna take you back to square 1 for a minute. You see, when I feed my kids their dinner (Ya, I feed my kids dinner, this way they can't tell their teachers that I'm starving them) they have to eat all or most of it before they're allowed to have a snack. They almost always finish, with a few exceptions of course. So lately, my daughter has been finishing pretty quick, this way she can be the first one to get icecream. Well, last night the potty just wasn't working right at all. My husband plunged it and it just didn't seem to do the trick. So this morning, after someone taking a massive dump, he came to the realization that he needed to take the toilet out and snake the pipes ( Ha ha ha , I said snake the pipes). After realizing that there was nothing wrong with the actual pipes, my husband tried to clear the toilet bowl line. Four attempts later, he broke open the throne.
This was that last day of my old faithful friend. My potty. My office chair. My serenity. My potty was a very faithful friend. One that has always supported me through thick and thin. It was there for my morning hangovers as well as my many stomach flus. It was there for me after every birth of all of my kids (If I hide in the bathroom, the baby won't hear me). It was there for me when I needed to cry, it was also there for me when I was pissed and needed to scream. My potty was there for me when I needed quiet, or if I had a really important phone call. My potty even helped me with my blog, for those times that I needed to think in peace. My potty...Noooo, not my throne...SMASH... and so that was it. My old faithful friend was gone, just like that. At my potty's last attempt to survive, during the smashing, out coughed up 3 chicken breast chunks. "HUH"? "Why did my potty have last nights dinner in her guts"? "My potty ate my dinner"? "Well, how the hell is that possible"? Unless, unless, one of my kids dumped their dinner down the potty to get icecream. "hmmmm" I thought. MY OLD FAITHFUL FRIEND, THE POTTY, LITERALLY CHOKED ON CHICKEN. Now, I was pissed. The culprit ultimately ended up being my daughter and yes, she did end up being punished for this cruel act of potty slaying.
I needed to calm down and by pure habit alone, I went to my office. The bathroom. And there it was...A new potty. This potty was bigger and whiter. I felt as if my office was no longer the same with out my old friend, and now I'm supposed to welcome a new friend. All I have to say, is that this "new" friend better prove itself. It has a lot is has to live up to before I can call it my friend. New potty will never erase the good times and the memories of old faithful potty, but I'm willing to try to make things work. RIP old faithful potty.
In memory of my old friend. Here are some of my posts that were dedicated to her in the past.