Comments on This Ain't No Effin Mom blog: How to prep for the puss eeeeeeee !!!

So true! The strange things we girls do...

2010-04-11T18:57:55.319-04:00

So true! The strange things we girls do...

May I suggest laser hair removal? It's awesome...

2009-07-27T19:02:21.680-04:00

May I suggest laser hair removal? It's awesome; I only wish I had done it sooner. You know, for all those "spur of the moment" gyno appts! Heh.

That is a lot of prep work - I'll agree with y...

2009-06-17T21:38:45.783-04:00

That is a lot of prep work - I'll agree with you there. Yikes. It sounds like all of your female readers agree with you and are not looking forward to their next annual.

That seems like a lot of work but we do want to ha...

2009-06-17T07:30:44.754-04:00

That seems like a lot of work but we do want to have that just fresh feeling down there...I started waxing it all off because that graying carpet down below didn't match the dyed red drapes

I meant to say that I have a gyno friend and she s...

2009-06-17T02:25:39.657-04:00

I meant to say that I have a gyno friend and she said you wouldn't believe how many girls come in stinking. Shocking I think. I would think everyone would come in smelling as you say "like flowers". I guess not.

I am always shaved as the hair grosses me out. My ...

2009-06-17T02:24:02.015-04:00

I am always shaved as the hair grosses me out. My guy too. I think its great as I don't think its fair to have to dig through the jungle to get the banana. This was a great post. Very funny as usual.

ROFLMAO!!! Did you remember to remind us not to d...

2009-06-16T14:36:24.552-04:00

ROFLMAO!!! Did you remember to remind us not to douche either? It washes out normal vaginal bacteria. Also i'm gung-ho on the cleanliness, who'd wanna be a gyno & go down on a smelly t***?

You sound dainty.

2009-06-16T11:13:52.713-04:00

You sound dainty.

I have a better idea. Clean normally, go to work, ...

2009-06-16T06:50:21.199-04:00

I have a better idea. Clean normally, go to work, see the gyno after work at your appt., smell if it smells and care not, because I'm paying an arm and a leg for the visit anyway. Too bad on her if it smells crummy!

ROFL...does that mean you ladies are a little self...

2009-06-16T04:05:00.028-04:00

ROFL...does that mean you ladies are a little self consious when it comes to that? (please don't hurt me!) like sure ok the hygeine side of things yes you want but to go to lengths trimming it heaps...honestly, if it wasn't natural it wouldn't grow..the only thing hair wise which isn't natural is a monobrow (gets out the tweezers)

I love your blog!! A while back, I too started a s...

2009-06-16T01:03:34.798-04:00

I love your blog!! A while back, I too started a series about Moms I love to hate... But I doubt I'll blog about them anymore, your posts really do say everything I want to. LOVE IT!

I've linked you up on my blogroll (hope that's OK) and hope I can make it to yours one day.

Cheers!

Damn dani you go to all of that trouble for the gy...

2009-06-15T21:42:42.824-04:00

Damn dani you go to all of that trouble for the gyno? God knows he's seen enough. On the other hand maybe he just got through with a 300 pounder and a well groomed vagina just may be what he needs.

Hmmm, now that I'm 40 and have to get a rectal...

2009-06-15T21:21:51.295-04:00

Hmmm, now that I'm 40 and have to get a rectal exam every year, what do I need to do to prepare? I don't think I'm flexible enough for all that grooming.

The things I learn from you Danigirl... the thing...

2009-06-15T21:02:30.614-04:00

The things I learn from you Danigirl... the things I learn.

Hey thanks for the great tips!!...and to think I t...

2009-06-15T20:24:00.719-04:00

Hey thanks for the great tips!!...and to think I tried to do all the prep in one day...

"Yes, this does mean that you're giving h...

2009-06-15T19:57:34.388-04:00

"Yes, this does mean that you're giving head for the next two days.."

i will be using this line at some point in the near future. I'm thinking a cup would be mandatory though, just to defend against the knee or kick...

I wish i was a gyno so that i could commend you on...

2009-06-15T19:56:52.953-04:00

I wish i was a gyno so that i could commend you on your fine vagina-scaping skills. I'm just a weirdo so hope that carries some weight too. Kudos hot mama!

I'm SO looking forward to my next appointment!...

2009-06-15T19:43:09.784-04:00

I'm SO looking forward to my next appointment!

NOT!

You nailed this one! Thanks for making me feeling ...

2009-06-15T18:47:50.445-04:00

You nailed this one! Thanks for making me feeling like I'm not alone!

I'm still trying to get that photo out of my m...

2009-06-15T17:11:51.441-04:00

I'm still trying to get that photo out of my mind.

Things you women go through, wow.

No wonder the gyno laughed at me all the time: I S...

2009-06-15T16:55:40.481-04:00

No wonder the gyno laughed at me all the time: I SHAVED!! Crap... well now I have this handy dandy list..I will follow it religiously..

But ya know, now that I think on it some more, this list could also be for getting ready for a long night of hot monkey sex!! Prepare, prepare, prepare!!

Head for 2 days. Sounds just fine. :)

2009-06-15T16:55:17.583-04:00

Head for 2 days. Sounds just fine. :)