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Hi, Dani: 1. Give yourself an effin break. (I wri...

2009-06-04T08:16:17.914-04:00

Hi, Dani:

1. Give yourself an effin break. (I write in your language, so you understand.)

2. There is an important word in the English-American language with which you need to become acquainted. The word is "NO." I think you need to learn it, understand it, and use it, frequently. I say this from experience; you can trust the Bear on this one.

Hi Dani. I was backlogged on my blog reading and ...

2009-06-03T22:30:41.017-04:00

Hi Dani. I was backlogged on my blog reading and finally broke myself free to catch-up a little.

Congratulations on your phenomenal Alexa rating. Incredible!

I think you need to revisit the idea of taking some R&R. You've been swamped for such a long time and then your vacation plans got squashed. You need some time off girl! Hang in there!

I say just wallow in that for about a day and a ha...

2009-06-03T19:55:18.174-04:00

I say just wallow in that for about a day and a half and then get back to just doing the right thing.

Other people suck.

I hear ya! Sometimes everyone in the world can jus...

2009-06-03T19:27:09.807-04:00

I hear ya! Sometimes everyone in the world can just kiss my ass!

Oh I am soooo down wid dat!

2009-06-03T19:09:40.242-04:00

Oh I am soooo down wid dat!

i am so with you on this. people just suck. perio...

2009-06-03T19:03:35.072-04:00

i am so with you on this. people just suck. period.
happy humpday.

"The man" is like that. Constantly helpi...

2009-06-03T18:46:49.828-04:00

"The man" is like that. Constantly helping others with their shit. I'm always telling him to start worrying about his own shit. He gently reminds me thats what I'm for...damn shit.

Yo Dani, Haven't been able to log onto your bl...

2009-06-03T16:29:13.976-04:00

Yo Dani,
Haven't been able to log onto your blog for weeks. What the fuck has been happening?
Really missed the fuck you fridays and just reading about what you've been up to.
Now stop you whingeing you miserable cow and get on with it.
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Never do anyone else's shit. It's their sh...

2009-06-03T11:36:28.908-04:00

Never do anyone else's shit. It's their shit. Let them deal with it. You have your own shit. If everyone dealt with their own shit, and left everyone else's shit alone, we'd all be a lot happier. And a lot less covered in shit.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful goddess wh...

2009-06-03T10:46:26.304-04:00

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful goddess who lived with her family.
She would wake each day, happily anticipating what they would need her to do for them.
The circle of dependency embraced all of their friends and everyone involved in any and all of their activities.
She lived a blissfully unaware life.
Then she escaped her coma one day and realized her life was shit.
She discovered vodka and masturbation and became much happier.
The end.

Yep, all the time. The grind does get to you.

2009-06-03T10:31:23.168-04:00

Yep, all the time. The grind does get to you.

I wish I didn't give a shit, but I do. And I&#...

2009-06-03T10:22:12.881-04:00

I wish I didn't give a shit, but I do. And I'm not talking about my irregular bowel movements, although that does give me pleasure. Such a sense of relief! Ahhhh!

People can be so clueless!
{hugs}

I can never find you chatting GF! I miss ya!

I know that feeling all too well. Here's to wi...

2009-06-03T10:17:31.534-04:00

I know that feeling all too well. Here's to wishing you keep with the don't give a shit attitude...that part I'm not too good with!

Sugar dumplin', you need some Dani time. Make ...

2009-06-03T09:56:39.934-04:00

Sugar dumplin', you need some Dani time. Make the kids a big bowl of Benadryl soup and get hubby to give you an hour-long massage. Preferably to your genitals.

smooch

2009-06-03T09:41:42.339-04:00

*smooch*

They are clueless and then they wonder why you sto...

2009-06-03T09:39:17.658-04:00

They are clueless and then they wonder why you stop or worse, they don't even notice that you've stopped.

work I meant (I'm on bb)

2009-06-03T08:52:18.727-04:00

*work* I meant (I'm on bb)

Yeah I don't really believe in karma. Try not ...

2009-06-03T08:51:02.732-04:00

Yeah I don't really believe in karma. Try not holding doors open for people, that always seems to eork for me!