Comments on This Ain't No Effin Mom blog: Fuck you Friday returns, with a vengeance !!

Dani, I'm just glad you're fucking back, g...

2009-10-28T17:41:22.729-04:00

Dani, I'm just glad you're fucking back, girl.

First of all i want to say to the soon-2-b-ex fuck...

2009-10-23T21:59:38.026-04:00

First of all i want to say to the soon-2-b-ex fucking cunt, if in ANY way you fucking got a hold of this and are fucking reading this,then ******, FUCK YOU, i should have fucking realized after 9 fucking years of fucking putting up with your fucking ass whining, fucking complaining,fucking blabbing, fucking gossiping, fucking public temper tantrums, that i fucking should have fucking realized years ago that, to fucking sum it up in the plainest of fucking ass english, that we just don't fucking belong together and were never fucking meant to be together ******, i should have fucking known that when we fucking argued at our pre kana conference with the priest before we fucking said those words i so fucking regret ever fucking saying to you!! So here's to you, you fucking cunt, for making the last 9 years of my life the most fucking worst fucking years yet, fucking thanks for all the fucking lies you fucking said about me and my family, for my fucking dear it WILL fucking come back to you in the fucking worst way possible, what fucking goes around fucking comes around, so fucking remember that as you fucking journey through your fucking new fucking life ******, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!
Man do i fucking feel better!!!!!!!

I'm fucking working again and if you've se...

2009-10-23T19:53:24.135-04:00

I'm fucking working again and if you've seen my shit blog it's all I've fucking talked about... Here's the fucked up part of being back to work after so long.. No one functions right... Seriously NO ONE!! I come home after busting my ass respite caring for two of the most challenging brother and sister duo Gods put on this earth.. ADHD/ Austistic/ inside only (because of respiratory problems)... I get home and there's fucking trash from one end of the house to the other. Fucking great.. The kitchens been torn up because no one can find what they need.. or put away anything.. The bathrooms got fucking piss on the floor because apparently its a fucking monkey cage for all these boys.. my little fucking princess has MY GOOD makeup all over her,my floor, walls you name it.. And my dear sweet Hubby is sitting there with the look of "I dunno." Meanwhile no one started their fucking homeschool work I left out so there's another fucking bonus for me..
Just saying.. FUCK!!! You need me back to work Hubby fine great I'll help, but could you please pull your fucking head outta your ass and watch YOUR kids!!!
Phew....much better. Thanks.

You've got pop up ads now? Holy carp... Oh.....

2009-10-23T18:30:03.157-04:00

You've got pop up ads now? Holy carp...

Oh... and get in line Amatay... get in line. ;)

These fucking rants rock !!

2009-10-23T17:56:29.925-04:00

These fucking rants rock !!

no rant, i just wanna say u are fkin fit and that ...

2009-10-23T14:19:02.517-04:00

no rant, i just wanna say u are fkin fit and that i think i love u. That is all :-)

Fuck Facebook and their antisemites and antisemeti...

2009-10-23T13:53:50.409-04:00

Fuck Facebook and their antisemites and antisemetic policies that keep taking down my account for posting vile jew hatred on Obamas websites.
http://canubapartofmylife.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-want-war-facebook-now-youve-got-one.html

And fuck Hitler lovers who write horrid things to me simply for being jewish http://canubapartofmylife.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-want-war-facebook-now-youve-got-one.html

It's all there. Fuck nasty judgmental people who can't handle other people opinions and label you and are the fucking assholes they claim you to be.

Mine's kind of a lame ass rant, but what the f...

2009-10-23T12:38:44.840-04:00

Mine's kind of a lame ass rant, but what the fuck ever.

So, we have a small list to finish before we can finalize the mortgage here: finish painting exterior trim, sheetrock the kitchen and put siding on the back of the house.
I spoke to my brothers yesterday who volunteered to hang the fucking kitchen today. Brother#1 brought the sheetrock over from the supplier this morning, Husband had met him there and helped load it, and also bought the siding. So Brother#1 gets here and bitch moans and complains that he was fucking up until 3am, so he's going home to fucking sleep. Husband told the mortgage people that this fucking shit would be completed by Monday, so the appraiser can come back out and pass us without having to charge us ANOTHER fucking 400 bucks.

So one brother whined to get out of fucking work, the other didn't even bother to fucking show up. They're fucking unemployeed and I said I would fucking feed them. The motherfuckers live within 15 minutes of me. Nice to know that my mortgage hangs in the balance and they could give a fuck less, because their word apparently means jack fucking shit.

It's pretty sad that BrotherInlaw of all people has told Husband he'll be here bright and early tomorrow to help finish the stuff. Wow. BrotherInlaw the classA fuckup might actually be more reliable than my own fucking brothers. I feel pretty low right now, it's hard to compete with this level of douchebaggery. These fuckers call me to borrow money, help them out, find them fucking jobs, etc. And they can't even keep their fucking word the ONLY time I've ever needed something in return. Fuck those fucking fuckshits.

Dear Co-Worker, No, I am not sorry that I hurt yo...

2009-10-23T12:34:45.673-04:00

Dear Co-Worker,

No, I am not sorry that I hurt your feelings by giving you my honest opinion AFTER you have asked for feedback.

No, I am no sorry that I made you feel like an idoit when you asked me for assistance on a project that you have had for 2 months... that's now due by COB.

No, I do not want to talk to you about ways we can make our relationship better. You are not my husband, mother or sister and I don't give a flying FUCK about being your friend.

Yours truly,

-Not your fucking friend

Um, Organic Meatbag, THAT WAS GREAT!

2009-10-23T09:02:37.732-04:00

Um, Organic Meatbag, THAT WAS GREAT!

Fuck you Jon and Kate, and fuck your 8 as well! It...

2009-10-23T08:38:04.113-04:00

Fuck you Jon and Kate, and fuck your 8 as well! It is amazing in the first place that some fucking TV executive schmuck took pity on you just because Jon had mutant sperm that churned out eight future welfare babies that MY fucking tax money will have to pay for, and so he gave you a fucking TV show...
Apparently, nobody screened the parents, because they are the two most fucking loathsome people that this planet has ever been blighted with...so now, not only do you have a TV show, but I see your fucking faces on newspapers, tabloid rags, talk shows, the internet, and I may well pull down my fucking pants to take a shit, look in the toilet when I'm done, and find one of you motherfuckers riding my turd like a boogie board...
At least, that's what I think you SHOULD be doing...ride my fucking turd, surf the blue water for a while, then do us all a favor and take a nap on the nearest railroad tracks you can find, because that 9:15 train will be by soon, and I can't wait until it choo-choo-choo's it's way over your disgusting carcasses!!!
THE FUCKING END!!
P.S: Thank you, I feel a lot fucking better now!

First, I made all these great fucking friends onli...

2009-10-23T07:46:03.960-04:00

First, I made all these great fucking friends online through your blog. Then,, you fucking stopped blogging, stopped writing..and you didn't even fucking call.

In the mean time, I needed a fucking recipe from your fucking ass and you fucking were gone..

THen,, all our fucking buddies decided since we didn't fucking blog funny anymore,, they would.. so I fucking read their fucking blogs and pissed my fucking pants laughing..

Then.. You fucking returned with fuck you friday but it was too fucking late because I already ruined the fucking Turkey I had in my fucking oven the entire time I was waiting for your fucking ass to return and teach me how to fucking cook a turkey..

Do you know how fucking bad that thing stinks after 4 weeks...

but I still fucking love you..

the fucking Queen!