Comments on This Ain't No Effin Mom blog: Thank God it's "FUCKING" Friday !!!

I'm posting too late. But I'm certainly h...

2009-06-03T22:38:54.567-04:00

I'm posting too late. But I'm certainly have fucking fun reading all the comments from last week! All were awesome.

Okay, I've just found your blog and have been foll...

2009-05-30T23:53:24.883-04:00

Okay, I've just found your blog and have been following the "Fuck You Fridays"the past few weeks. Just the idea of it is fucking awesome. But, I have to fucking say one thing, a fucking favor. . please give the "fuck award" or whatever its fucking called to, Phillipi, or whatever her fucking name is (no offense intended). I mean, fuck me, the best word ever that I don't even think I've heard at my "elder" age of 57 is this, "fucktard"! Totally fucking awesome, that rocks and will be my new favorite fuck word! Again, thank you so fucking much for that fabulous fucking word, you fucktard!! Take care, Sue

I'm fucking pissed the fuck off because no one is ...

2009-05-30T12:15:55.536-04:00

I'm fucking pissed the fuck off because no one is leaving comments

Just because the weather got nice does not excuse the people in fucking blogspere from doing their duty and leaving a fucking comment..

What the fuck if we all did that. What the fuck if we just stopped posting blogs.. How the fuck would they like that fucking shit..

Oh Fuck.. I'm afraid they would fucking love it..

I retract that fucking statement..

Fuck me...I fucking missed Fuck You Friday again!!...

2009-05-30T04:10:16.535-04:00

Fuck me...I fucking missed Fuck You Friday again!!! I am never going to get this fucking award...I am such a fucktard because I had a fucking week from fucking hell...fucking bastard men...fuck all of 'em and the fucking bus they didn't ride in on...

I'm gonna try for this fucking award again! I wan...

2009-05-29T22:51:29.223-04:00

I'm gonna try for this fucking award again! I want this fucker on my blog so I can post it proudly!
But I may not do so well..
I've been so fucking sick these last few days. I ended up taking my whinny fucking ass to the ER. Only to find out I'm having a fucking panic attack! So now I'm on fucking crazy pills to make me fucking normal! ALways thought I was a fucking drama queen now.. I've been diagnosied as one. Fucking great.

But nothing fuuuccckkinng bothers me now with these little fuckers.

Fuck yea!

Listen you fucker, I've been eyeing this fuckin aw...

2009-05-29T21:47:12.444-04:00

Listen you fucker, I've been eyeing this fuckin award for some fuckin time now, and patiently fucking waiting for a chance to fucking win it.
I have fucking resorted to awarding myself two fucking awards to make up for the fucking feeling of being a fucking loser. If you fucking award this to me , than I fucking love you and would fuck your blog if I could. If you fucking don't give me your fuck of an award, then FUCK YOU and your fucking award.

Id' like to fuckin scream and run, and fucking smo...

2009-05-29T21:23:27.829-04:00

Id' like to fuckin scream and run, and fucking smoke, but I can't. So i'm pissed about that. Fuckin' pverty sucks. Fuckin addiction sucks. Suckin doesn't suck though, perhaps I'll try that to mend my fuckin mind.

Thank fucking god it's fucking Friday, I need this...

2009-05-29T12:05:49.324-04:00

Thank fucking god it's fucking Friday, I need this.

I got no sleep last night. I walk into the bedroom and am hit by the smell of cat piss. Apparently when the damn cat had a UTI, he pissed on the blanket and the smell didn't wash out.

Then after I get the covers changed and finally get to lay the fuck down, my husband has a seizure (you know, the seizures that the useless fucking meds are supposed to help).

Once he gets settled down, I'm too stressed to sleep. I keep thinking about shitty finances. Then I move on to the fucking project that I have to go into work early for. Yeah, go in early now that I haven't got any sleep. The fuckers didn't give me the information that I needed until the last minute.

So I'm thinking about how much I really need to be asleep while I can't fucking sleep.

Now I'm running on fucking fumes today, and the day keeps getting shittier. I still don't have all the information I need for the project for the event tomorrow. The god damn color printer keeps fucking up. And the creepy guy at work won't leave me the fuck alone.

I need a fucking vacation from life for a while.

A poem by me.... The Blonde Goddess got up. Stubb...

2009-05-29T09:59:17.454-04:00

A poem by me....

The Blonde Goddess got up.
Stubbed her toe and said, "OH FUCK!"
She poured her coffee...nice and hot.
Spilled it all over herself...Then said FUCK...A LOT.
Her hubby complained that his back was sore.
"No sex for me today,"she thought and said Fuck some more.
She took a shower and the water went cold.
"HOLY FUCK!" she said. "This is getting old!"
Her jeans felt too tight and her shirt was stained...
"I'm getting fucking fat!" the Blonde Goddess complained.
So the next time you think you have things tough...
Think of the Blonde Goddess who can't say "FUCK" enough.
She suffers daily from this kind of annoying shit.
I'm surprised she doesn't say fuck all day long and never quits.