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My Rock Star Diary part 10

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Part Nine

Is this you're real name my professor asked? "Dani"? Dannnniiiii.......

"Huh" I replied

"This is seriously your name?" She asked once again...

"Dr. , do you really think that you're the first and only person to have asked me this? Do you really think I seek enjoyment out of this?"

Every time I get that look of confusion, I'm reminded of all of the things that I didn't want to be reminded of.

My past.....

My entire life unfolds in music form. How complete and total strangers know more about me than I know about myself.

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Dear Ann Romney: a working Mom's point of view, bitch please!

Now, as most of you know...I don't like getting into politics at all.
As a matter of fact, I find most politicians to be a bunch of ignorant ass bastards. Ann Romney included.
What pissed me off you ask?
The fact that this stay at home rich snobby bitch, decided that she was going to speak on behalf of her husband (Mitt) and make snobby ass comments regarding working mom's and welfare mom's.
She stated that "welfare Mom's need to get off of welfare and get real paying jobs" and that "stay at home mom's are working mom's"...... that she "raised 5 sons and that was a full time job" and then proceeded to give a shout out to actual working mother's..
All I have to say is BITCH PLEASE!!
Dear Ann:
I by no means put myself into the same category as you. No, I am a working mom. I work 2 jobs providing for my 5 KIDS! I do not have the luxury of staying at home to raise my children and to claim that as a full time job! Most working Mom's would beg to differ with you on this. Ann, you have no idea what it's like to provide for a family, to pay their bills, to buy food with hard earned money that you sweat for. No..... Ann, my body hurts from the physical stress my job's bring on a daily basis. The amount of ibuprofen consumption from the migraines that I get, thanks to the lack of sleep, working a night job. The stress of not knowing when you're actually going to sleep in a bed this week, mind you to get up at any given luxurious time. No Ann, I am a working mother. A mother that is employed by two jobs. A mother that misses her kids on a daily basis. A mother that no way shape or form puts her self in your snotty ass upper class lifestyle. I do not have that luxury. But Ann, I do have kids that will see how much their Mom busted her ass to raise them and to give them everything they need and want.
Oh ...and P.S.
Ann, you ignorant ass fuck.....Most welfare Mom's do not in fact want to be on welfare. They don't have a choice! I know it's hard for your rich petty ass to see that the economy blows and this does include the LACK of jobs available to the working class. You're so called "welfare" Mom's don't have much of a choice.
And please...no more "shout outs" to "us" Mom's....you're nothing but a fucking disgrace to us working women...
Thank you
-dani-
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Hey Douches, catch a clue?!?!?!

No, I don't want to write for your blog.
No, I don't guest post for shit, and I don't want you guest posting on my shit!
Don't ask me to advertise shit for you unless it's seriously fucked up and you want me to make fun of it.
Now, let me get this clear for you...
I AM NOT A MOM BLOG
I do not write about breast pumps and breast feeding. I don't write about the cute shit my kids did or have done. I don't write about the quality of parenting, or how cool and smart my kids are..
As a matter of fact: I'm quite contentless.
Now, if you're looking for someone to write about how to teach your kids to get beer and how to put oven fires out when you're passed out drunk......I'm your writer.....
Other than that....I really suggest you not asking for my talentless talent....

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